Motor Mad Kit - Luxxio Edition V2
“The perfect gift for the Motor Mad!” ~ So pretty much yourself and everyone that everyone knows. We do additional discounts for 30+ Kit orders, c’mon, you know you want to.
But seriously, sometimes we all just need a freak’n Bad Ass kit for getting the A to B ready for date night. But if your anything like me, you can’t be bothered picking and choosing or even paying full retail!
The Motor Mad Kit solves all of the above. This kit will “assist” you in getting your ride looking ship-shape (do people even remember what that expression means any more…)
Kit includes a bloody good cleaning wash, a spray that becomes a mad purple blood colour as it destroys iron and this crazy polymer, new tech, wet application spray stuff that makes your vehicle cry tears of water as if it’s lifetime dream of being safe and loved comes true!
And of course, because Luxxio is just as MAD as the products it sells, it chopping $50 bucks off the retail value, just so you can impress that chick/dude from Facebook, the Dart Community Fun run or Squash club Y2K and take them on a cruise for your next Rock n’ Rolla date night.
500ML Speedy Coating
Layman's: Scares the heck out of water, sun and protection from bird poop.
Sciency: *Water repellent, UV protection and a protective polymer barrier for extra bug and "bird poop" protection.
500ML Agent X – Wheel Cleaner
Layman's: The mad purple blood stuff, that looks cool and impresses girls/boys and people that are into classical music.
Sciency: pH Neutral iron dissolver that dissolves the solid, sharp iron particles from braking into a liquid soft particle for easier and scratch free removal.
500ML Interior Cleaner
Layman's: Melts dirt like butter, erases sunscreen history from the last summer car calendar.
Sciency: Penetrates deep within the dirt, grime and sunscreen to ease removal and improve the chance of a successful clean.
500ML Glass Cleaner
Layman's: *Glass is the WORST! This stuff makes it easy as.
Sciency: A streak free, ammonia free (safe on tinted windows) formula to make windows look their best.
500ML Luxury Wash
Layman's: Bloody Good Cleaning Wash.
Sciency: A pure cleaning formula to remove the caked on grime and dust from the past day, week, month or year you've lived since your last free Sunday wash.
500ML Wiper Tank Solution
Layman's: Makes that windscreen glass you just cleaned, stay cleaner for longer… stupid smooshed hitchhikers. (bugs not people...)
Sciency: Cleans bug internals, bird excrement and general road grime from the windscreen, also has a super sciency additive to prolong the life of wiper blades that cost way to much to replace.
2x Wash Sponges
*Cheap, soft & replaceable, less likely to scratch your pride and joy, unlike that $50 wool glove that you’ve had for 3 years…
2x All Purpose Microfibre
*Actually absorb moisture, dirt, product ect, so yes, better than the $20 pack of 30 you got from Bunnings, Placemakers (insert $2 shop name)
1x Glass Microfibre
*Now the only thing newspaper is good for is burning. (Is that a reflection on today's media bias...no...)
1x Speedy Dry Towel
*Good for getting that vehicle dry ASAP!
** BBQ not included… nor is setting product on fire recommended.
*** If a guy called John no longer works here by the time you read this, remember him as the most awesome guy ever. RIP John and his creative writing, I, He will be missed.